If you've ever even heard of Tinder, then you know about all the girls who feature their Venmo username in their bio's. If you ask me, it's not as much of an epidemic as people are making it out to be. So what if there's now a wide variety of titties for purchase on dating apps? When it comes to college-aged titties, the more the merrier - bottom line.
Unfortunately, some of us young men don't have enough money to cough up $10 everytime we want to see one of our classmate's knockers. It's a sad truth that we all have to accept, but don't worry - here's a full guide on how to score these snapchat nude, free of charge. Let's get into it.
Make a Presence
If you want a girl like NaughtyLuna1 or SnappieCristie to send you some downright filthy snaps for free, then you're going to have to step your game up. Keep in mind that this is no easy feat. These snapchat sluts are in a league all of their own when it comes to intimacy.
They don't just open up for anyone willing to donate $15 for a pussy pic, so you're going to have to take a more sophisticated approach. This might seem like a no-brainer, but go ahead and add them on snapchat. If you don't know what snapchat is, then you might need to do a little homework before we get any further.
After adding one (or all) of them on snap, you should just observe at first. Check out what kind of vibe she's going for with her internet persona. You're doing this so that you can find out if she's the kind of girl you'd be down to talk to, and get to know.
Oh yes. That's right; we are going to get involved with this girl - to an extent. Try and DM her on Twitter after you favorite a few tweets, and make sure you don't favorite every single tweet she's ever made. A lot of people make the mistake of weirding the girl out by coming on too strong. You're not stalking this girl - you're showing interest.
This is a good time to mention the 'same city' effect. Basically, if you are in the same city as the snapchat girl, she'll be more interested in the possibility of talking to you, and maybe even fucking you. And it kind of goes without saying that you don't actually have to be from or in the same city as this girl, as long as meeting up isn't part of your plan.
DM her as say something like, "hey, I've been checking out your profile, and I think you're beautiful :)" or if you want to take a more laid-back approach, something like, "hey I'm (blank) We should talk sometime, I've heard I'm outstanding company."
Read your situation and think about how you want to tackle the process of making the first move. If you wanted to be extra ballsy about it, you could tell her you're an old friend from, and you want to catch up. This move might require you to do an insane amount of research, but if you want the honkers - then you gotta go a little bonkers.
Get In There
This is the part of the plan where we go deep. You're going to have to dedicate a decent chunk of time talking/flirting with this girl. In my opinion, though, this is the best part. There's nothing like chatting up a woman (over snap or in real life) and getting her weak in the knees. Words have power - remember that.
If flirting with girls isn't necessarily your favorite task, then this part can be a learning experience for you. PLus, if flirting with girls in real life is like playing in the world series, then chatting up a snapchat slut OVER snapchat is fucking Tee Ball.
Make sure she feels comfortable with you and try your hardest to be genuine with her. She's used to getting used by guys all day on snapchat, so she'd probably react well to a man who's finally just there to talk for once.
Ask her about her day, and if you can, genuinely get into it. Chances are, she's not a total fuckin' lunatic, and she enjoys a good conversation - dirty or not. At this point, your flirting should be down to a science, so I'm expecting that you two are pretty close now.
Sending each other pictures shouldn't be a taboo at this point either. Send some flirty pics back and forth, maybe when you hop out of the shower, and you've only got a towel on. Or maybe even when you're just looking good in general. She'll appreciate the attention, and she might even get off to your 'innocent' snapchats. You never know.
Anyway, try and coax her into a little steamy word exchange when you get the chance. I know it's a bold move to blatantly invite her into a sexting session, but life is about taking risks. Worst case scenario, you get to do this process all over again, and you perfect the art of snap-flirting. Best case scenario, things are about to get naughty.
He Shoots, He Scores
Now's your chance to get what you've been working toward this whole time - those sweet, sweet snapchat nudies (for free of course).
If you've never taken part is a wet and wild snapchat sexting session, now's your golden opportunity. If she's really into whatever's about to happen, you'll know. It'll be way too easy to get started, and she should lead you every step of the way. However, if she's a little timider than that, try to take it easy.
Don't go straight for the kill on this one - you don't want to ruin everything you've worked so hard for. Start by sending her some messages on the chat app. If you're at the spot you should be, saying something like "God, I've been working so much lately, I haven't gotten the chance to unwind myself at all." If she takes the bait, then you're golden.
Once you start building momentum, the sexting should just come second nature to both of you. If you manage to secure those titties from her then you've already got what you came for - but let's take it to a new level.
If, by chance, you ARE in the same town as her, ask her (after the sexting session is over, obviously) if she wants to meet up sometime and grab a drink. I know, this is even ballsier than the old high school move, but it's worth it. Sex with a snapchat slut is overwhelmingly better than jerking off to a picture of her. There's no doubt that those girls are freaks.
I mean, it feels like a shame to do all this work and then NOT fuck this girl, right? Go grab a drink with this internet goddess and find out if she's actually as much fun as she seems like she is. Afterward, try and see if she's interested in spending the night.
Fucking in a hotel room real quick is cool and all, and don't get me wrong, I'm a sick fuck, and of course, I like a quick fuck, but this is a snapchat slut! If she spends the night in your bed, you'll be able to fuck her at least three times throughout the night, and THAT right here is a win. You'll know what I'm talking about the moment you're alone together.