5 Tips for Having Steamy Snapchat Sex

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Let's face it, the only thing that's more exciting than snapchat sex is actual sex. Sure, you could get all hot and steamy in the back seat of you 2004 Honda CRV, but you can never send each other nude pictures while you're oceans away.

It's not just nude photos to look forward to either. Thanks to the genius' over at Snapchat HQ, the world of virtual sexual exploration are almost limitless. Let's take a look at how you can take advantage of them today.

  1. Find a Partner

    OK, this one seems like kind of a no-brainer, but you're going to need someone to sext with on snapchat. It could be a classmate, a co-worker, a teacher, or maybe even your tutor. It doesn't really matter, but choose someone you know will match your level of sexual desire nicely.

    It might even be helpful for you to snapchat some cute girls on your contacts list and see which ones reply. Of those that reply, see which ones send back some flirtatious responses and see where it takes you. Be wary though, because if you snapchat two girls who are close friends - there might be a good chance they're going to talk about it.

    Nobody wants to be labeled as a snapchat creep, so try and avoid crossovers in friend groups when looking for a snap sex partner. You also might want to avoid trying to engage someone sexually over snapchat unless they've given you some kind of consent that says 'yeah I'd be down to get weird with you over snap.'

    This part of the process is all about feel, so if the person you're testing the waters with isn't giving you quite the response you've been looking for - abandon ship. Don't waste your time or potentially ruin your relationship with said person(s).

    Keep in mind that this can be a lengthy process and not everyone is going to want to see a video of you jerkin your crank, but don't give up. There's plenty of fish in the sea who want to get weird over Snapchat.

  2. Texting Never Hurt Anybody

    While sending lewd pictures can be fun, ladies aren't as interested in seeing what's under your hood, as much as they're into what's going on in that head of yours.

    I've found that warming a girl up with some 'sexy talk' can give you a leg-up when asking for nudes. Ask her what she's doing and try to be gentle and flirtatious. If it doesn't seem like she's into it - back out now. However, if she's biting, now could be your chance.

    Tell her you to wish that you were there with her doing whatever she's doing. It doesn't matter if she says she's getting groceries at the store or laying in her towel on her bed after a long shower. Just try and get her in the mood.

    Above all else, try not to be creepy. If she sends you a message that says, "At my grandma's funeral. Wbu." Your reaction should not be, "Oh so is e-v-e-r-y piece of clothing you're wearing black? ;)"

    Trust me, that is not going to get you anywhere. The best thing you can do if you don't want to creep girls out, is reading the situation. Put yourself in her shoes. If she's dropping hints that she kind of doesn't give a shit what you text her, then back the fuck out ASAP. You don't want people talking shit about you at school.

  3. Use Your Features

    Snapchat has blessed it's users by giving them the gift of snapchat. Even at it's most basic level, Snapchat (as a platform) is basically built for sexting. I mean, think about it - you send a picture or video to someone, and after they view it, it's gone from the face of the earth forever. Well, unless they screenshot it.

    Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that you should use every piece of snapchat's arsenal to get your snap sex nut. You could use the picture feature to send some post-shower picture or something else that leaves something to the imagination.

    You could also use the video feature to send a lengthy video to someone. A girl could even send you some videos of her getting out of the shower, or changing out of a bra. I'm sure you could use your imagination for this part.

    If you're stuck on this part and don't know what to send, just ask the girl what she's into or what she'd like to do. You don't have to be in charge the whole time, and who knows? Maybe the girl is really into taking charge and being the boss of the virtual bedroom. It is 2018 after all.

    One feature you should absolutely never use is called the screenshot feature. This is when some girl sends you a super sexy nude photo of herself in confidence that you'll keep it a secret and never tell a soul. Next thing that happens is you take a fucking screenshot like an idiot, and she gets a notification saying "so and so took a screenshot!" Then, you're royally fucked, and will probably never receive another nude again.

  4. Use the Texting Feature

    The texting feature allows you to send little text messages back and forth with each other. I know I already touched on this part, but it carries a lot more weight than you'd think.

    Girls will love it when you send dirty text messages back and forth with them. The main reason why they don't do it over iMessage is that those are forever. Even after you delete them, there will sometimes be a backup save, and it would be really embarrassing if those text messages got out only a few years later.

    But with snapchat, you can send the filthiest, raunchiest, most disgusting snapshots, and they will never be saved (unless the girl screenshots or she saves the messages by swiping right on them.) So, whatever you do, don't screenshot these ones either.

    They can be pretty long too. Once I snapchatted a girl over ten pages single spaced worth of snap-sex erotic novels I wrote myself. And honestly, it was even more fun for me.

    It can be a massive turn on for both parties to imagine "what would you do to me if I were right there with you right now?" and that sort of thing. You should try it out first before you two get into the real nasty video stuff.

  5. Webchat Feature

    This part of snapchat is the whole reason why I ended up getting addicted to snap sex in the first place. It's called the web chat feature, and its kind of like the phone call feature.

    In a nutshell, it's like facetime. It allows you to call someone and view their surrounding while they can see yours at the same time. I'm sure you can imagine the nasty things you could get into with your partner.

    Mutual masturbation can be the most exciting experience, especially for couples who are away for long distance things like college and family meetings.

    I found that, personally, snapchat sex and single-handedly saved my relationship with my long distance girlfriend and I'm sure it can help you achieve the same kind of thing if you're struggling with something similar.