Ultimate Guide to Getting Sexy Snapchats Sent to You

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The phrase "send nudes" has become a pretty funny meme in the past few years. However, I don't think anyone would complain if any of those half-sarcastic pleas were answered with actual nudes.

Everyone loves nudes. Everyone loves getting a sexy snap or message every once in a while too. So what do you do when you're craving a little cellular action, and yet you have no one in your Snapchat contacts that seems willing actually to send nudes? Well, here is a fool-proof guide to getting sexy Snaps sent to you when you have a craving.

Who are potential sexy snapchat partners?

When you're trying to decide on who to get frisky with on Snapchat, you may not have to look very far! Most people have plenty of people already on their friend's list that might be down for a little digital sexy time. And even if you don't have a ton of people on your Snapchat that would be interested, there are plenty of other people that you might already be acquainted with that would probably be down.

Here are a few places to look for someone to get sexy with on Snapchat that are right under your nose!

Missed Connections

How often have you completely fucked up a date in the kind of way that was more embarrassing than anything else? How many girls did you completely drop the ball with only to remain polite acquaintances? How many times did you choose not to act on chemistry with someone because you didn't want to make things awkward? How often did you just straight up missed-connections-ed someone?

Fortunately, most of your missed connections are probably on your phone instead of on an online forum. Hit up that girl you met at a bar that one time when you got way too drunk. Send a snap to your old lab partner from college. Shoot the shot you meant to shoot in the first place.

Exes

Okay, I'm slapping this tip with a fat "use at your own risk" label. If you have a crazy ex, then this might not be a good idea. If you think that there's a good chance this chick might key your car if you sext her without putting a ring on it or something, then I suggest avoiding this tip and moving on to another option.

However, if you and your ex aren't out to kill each other, you might be able to get away with a few sexy Snapchat sessions without things getting too complicated. I suggest giving it a shot if your relationship ended on a good note. After all, you already know what gets the other off.

Thrist Follows

How many people do you follow on your Snapchat or Instagram are super mega foxy awesome hot? How many of those people do you follow out of sheer thirst? Well, there could be a chance that the thirst is mutual. What is keeping a lot of people out there from getting the nudes, they dream of is that they're afraid to shoot their shot.

When it comes to people you thirst follow, odds are they aren't your neighbor. So shooting your shot can't really come with too many real-world repercussions, can it? So why not see if the thirst is mutual?

Thrist Followers

Have you noticed that someone has followed you on social media and grown into your biggest fan? Take notice of the people who are liking all of your photos, commenting, and maybe even taking the time to slide into your DMs about some stuff. These are people that probably have a little bit of an internet crush on you.

It's easier to convince someone who's thirst followed you into getting freaky on Snap than it is someone you've thirst followed (unless the thirst following is mutual, then it's a wonder how you're not already in a sexual relationship). Why not message this person and see if they're about it?

Randoms

The internet is a place of sexual exploration and debauchery. There are plenty of people who tweet out their Snapchat username in hopes that people are looking to sext. All you have to do is search few somewhat naughty hashtags on Twitter, and you'll find yourself waist deep in people who are trying to hoe around online.

The same goes with Instagram, Reddit, and other sites. Hell, even Tumblr has people who are looking for some cyber sex even after the Great Tumblr Porn Purge of 2018.

It's not hard to find someone who wants to sext with you, all you have to do is poke around a little bit on the internet. There are plenty of horny people out there.

What should I say to get a steamy response?

So now that you have someone to message, what are you supposed to say exactly? Well, you definitely have to set the mood… the question is how? Firstly, I recommend feeling out what the person's up to. Obviously, they're not going to be down to get freaky if they're at work (unless they are, which in that case you have a winner on your hands) or if they're in public.

So you need to get a feel for their mood and what they're doing before diving in dick-pic first. Here are a few other tips to get things flowing:

Start slow

Like I said, don't go diving into the deep end without testing the water.

You should start off by being friendly and getting into a normal conversation. Slowly start by checking the waters with a few flirty phrases. If you get a flirty response back, then you're probably in the clear. If not, try again later. If they're clearly not into it, it's time to find a new - for lack of a better phrase - target.

No unsolicited dick pics, ok?

Just because you've started to get a positive response from the girl on the other end of the snapping doesn't mean that you should get your dick out.

Sexy Snapchatting is just like sex, you've got to start slow. Foreplay is important even over the phone.

I can speak from personal experience: girls don't respond well to random dick pics. Take my word for it.

Start getting cheeky

Your sexting should be a slow escalation. This is when you can start hinting at what you might want to do to them, what you'd want them to do to you, and so on.

I recommend keeping it light and flirty until things start to get nastier naturally.

Send a suggestive snap

Now I think that it's a good idea for you to send a photo of yourself probably. This will give the girl on the receiving end a pretty good idea that you're alone and that you're in the mood.

I wouldn't get your dick out yet until she has at least a titty out. But you can definitely show off your body or your bulge.

Turn up the heat

Things should at this point take off naturally. Just like how sex escalates. Lock the door, get out the lotion, and have fun, my guy!