Snap Fuck: How to Fuck Real Girls Off Snapchat

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Let's be honest; you probably spend 95% of your life on Snapchat at this point. Since most of our time is spent on social media, specifically the apps that you have on your phone, obviously you're going to find yourself engrossed in the lives of the people you follow.

And there are probably more than a few girls you follow on Snapchat - and no I'm not talking about the girls you paid to follow - that you'd love to get to know on a more intimate level.

These girls are probably girls you've met at parties, crushes you've had on from work, or any number of acquaintances that stumbled across your username under the "people they may know".

Well instead of oggling at their stories and watching them over and over again, why don't you make a move? Well, for one there's fear of rejection. Oh god, what if she blocks you? There are a million things that can go wrong unless you know how to make a move properly.

Social media may be the cause of serious FOMO and eventual carpal tunnel, but you can use Snapchat to your advantage. You can easily use Snapchat to get laid.

Sure, there are a million things that can go wrong when it comes to hitting on girls - especially through social media - but if you know how to make moves properly then you won't find yourself with too many opportunities to go wrong.

Here are a few tips on how to fuck real girls off of Snapchat:

How to Fuck Girls on Snapchat

  1. Don't be a silent observer

    Instead of ogling at one of your Snapchat crushes without saying anything and hoping she notices that you're a religious watcher of her stories, why don't you say something?!

    It doesn't have to be anything significant; you don't have to start a full blown conversation right off the bat (though that is the next step), but you should definitely make yourself known. This will also be a great way to gauge her interest in you. If she doesn't respond well, then you should move onto the next. However, if she does return - even if it's with an emoji or something small - then odds are that she's remotely interested. Because if she didn't want to talk to you, she wouldn't respond.

    When she posts a funny story, respond with a laughing face emoji. When she posts something sexy, respond with a fire emoji. When she posts something confusing, inquire further. These simple things will let this girl know that you're more than into her.

    If you don't communicate with her, you become little more than another follower to add to her count. And the last thing you want is to fade into the background. You want to stand out, so reply to her stuff!

  2. Start a conversation on Snap

    Now that you've made sure she knows that you exist, you need actually to start a conversation with her. Doing this after you've made sure she knows you're a person is ideal, so it's not shocking when you slide into her messages or respond to a snap with a full-blown message.

    Here's where you need to get a little creative. I recommend starting a conversation after she sends you a snap or when she posts on her story. Consider it a writing prompt for hitting on her!

    Make the conversation about whatever she's doing or ask her what she's up to! Think of how difficult it is to talk to someone when you're just trying to slide into DMs, if you have something to already comment on it'll be much more comfortable for the both of you!

  3. Cyber stalk her… a little bit

    Okay, I know this sounds a little creepy, but this is what girls do anyway, so don't feel like a total stalker.

    When you're watching her snaps or looking at whatever other social media accounts you follow her on, you'll probably start to get a pretty good idea of what she likes and where she likes to go.

    Snapchat is the best account to follow her on because people already usually feel more comfortable to post candid or funny moments to their stories because it's a more private account. It's not like your employer can find you on Snapchat and see your story from the party you went to the night before!

    For this reason, you'll probably get a good sense of what bars she likes to go to and what parties she goes to. So if you're trying to establish that you're into her, you can always start showing up at those spots and start conversations there. You're lying if you say you've never seen on Snapchat that your crush was at the bar down the street and immediately got ready to go out to "accidentally" run into them.

    If you start hanging at these places, she'll notice that you're around. You don't even have to talk to her; she just has to know you're there!

    This will also help when you're chatting on Snapchat; it'll give you things to talk about.

  4. Hang out in RL

    Now that you've talked to her and that you're successful Snapchat friends and no longer Snapchat acquaintances, you can suggest that you hang out in real life.

    Sure, you may have hung out at parties you've "accidentally" ran into her at, but it's time for you actually to hang out together on purpose.

    Asking her to hang out or if you can buy her a drink will definitely send the signal that you're into her. Friends don't usually offer to buy friends drinks unless they're celebrating a birthday or something. So at this point, she'll definitely get what you're trying to do. If she rejects you, oh well. There are plenty of other girls on Snapchat.

    If not, then you're probably in. All you have to do is hang out and not freak out about how your plan worked!

  5. Make moves

    So now that you're hanging out together whether it be at a bar or your living room, It's time for you to make some moves. Make sure that the sexual tension starts and builds! The last thing you want to do is plant one on her without her expecting it!

    Start slow and make a move. If she makes a move back then you should know what to do, Tiger.