Snap n Fuck: Here's How to Get Laid on Snapchat [5 Steps]

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People have been using their phones to get laid since they were invented. You think Alexander Graham Bell only wanted to be able to call up his friends to check in?

The ways we get laid by using our phones, however, have changed over time, but none have been more advanced and quick than today. Before smartphones and social media, there was such a thing called "booty calls." Yes, the thing that so many great songs have been written about (hello, hotline bling??); booty calls were, indeed, a thing, and still is today.

Except maybe people don't call so much anymore, but rather they booty text.

No doubt smartphones have made communication and access to information easier along with the Internet, but they've also made it super easy to get sex on your phone, and even get laid. Just think about it - with one Google search, you can have millions of ready-to-stream porn at your fingertips. Similarly, by sending one text (or a few), you can set up a hookup within minutes. With social media, this is practically all anyone tries to do; one of these, in particular, being Snapchat.

We all know Snapchat has always had these sexual undertones to their app. I mean come on, disappearing photos? What did they expect people to send? Regardless, Snapchat is still a fun, social media app to watch what your friends are doing, or if you're using it right, it can be the best sexting and hookup app on your phone.

How can you do that?

How to Get Laid on Snapchat

  1. Practice Makes Perfect

    The first thing you'll want to do is get comfortable with the idea of sexting on Snapchat, and there's no better way to do this than with practice. But you don't want to practice on someone who knows you and can talk about it to their friends. It's hard to pinpoint exactly how someone will react to your attempts at hooking up, especially over Snapchat, and you don't want to risk being labeled as a creep among people you know.

    We'll talk about how you can get laid using Snapchat with local girls, but for right now, you're going to want to add random girls to your Snapchat friends.

    I know, that might sound a little weird, but trust me, there's a benefit in this. If you didn't already know, there's an absurd amount of people online looking to sext over Snapchat with people. But not all of them are as "weird" or "creepy" as you think. It's not all old men looking for young girls to Snapchat. In fact, I've found that there are plenty of gorgeous girls online searching for dudes (and sometimes women) to have some fun with over Snapchat. Everyone's got urges, and everyone gets horny; when you don't have a warm body beside you, the next best thing is to use your phone to get some pleasure, and why not do it with another person than watch some porn?

    So where do you find these girls?

    There's a couple of ways you can get dirty snaps on your phone. One of them is through searching for websites where people share their usernames. A good one to check out is DirtyUsernames. It's a forum website where people post everything related to sexting, and people will post their Snapchat usernames to find people interested in snapping one another. There are definitely more women posting their usernames on this site than others I've seen, like this Reddit thread, where it's harder to find women's usernames unless you spend a good amount of time scrolling.

    The other way to go about finding girls with dirty Snapchat accounts is to add Snapchat models!

    These are the girls you've heard so much about with "Premium Snapchats" or "Private Sanpchats" that post daily porn. It's almost like a cam show, except it's on Snapchat and it's more personal and raw. Girls will post daily, and can do anything from having sex on camera to masturbating, modeling lingerie, and so much more. Some of them will even send you personal snaps for you to enjoy, and most of them are very active with their viewers and love to respond to your messages. The best part about having them as friends is you can ask them anything about sex without worrying about embarrassing yourself. They are more open when it comes to talking about sex, and they would love to give you some pointers.

  2. Add Girls You Know

    Once you feel like you've got down the idea of Snapchat sexting and seeing what girls like to post and send, you're ready to take it local, and hopefully, get laid. You probably already have a few girls in your Snapchat list of friends that you would like to get naked with, so start there. Make sure, however, that these girls are not real-life friends of yours. It's much harder to try to get a friend to have sex with you than it is someone you barely know. Plus, if they reject you, you won't feel so awkward about it. You can also add more girls in your area on Snapchat by browsing social media and, yup, you guessed it - Tinder. While Tinder is a whole other venture to get yourself laid, often, girls will post their Snapchat usernames in their bios. Social media, however, definitely has a more chill factor, and adding someone's Snapchat username from there can be better than scouring through Tinder. Again, lots of people will post their Snapchat usernames on their social media, so it's not as weird when you add someone if you follow them, too.

    Be careful when selecting who you're going to try to hook up with over Snapchat. Even though I said it's never guaranteed how a person will react, you should know who's more likely to be down than others. That means, don't hit up anyone with a boyfriend, someone you know well, a friend you've had for years, etc.

  3. Snap Away

    After you know whose pants you're going to try to get into, it's time to start the conversation. The first thing I can tell you is to never send a dick pic as your first message. You're guaranteed to get blocked, and probably cussed out. It's never welcome, and it's a horrible way to try to hook up with someone. Maneuvering Snapchat sex is all about subtlety. You never want to outwardly say "Want to sext?" or "Want to have sex?" unless you're right in front of them asking for consent. You have to be smooth with it.

    So here's a game plan for how I would go about Snapchatting a girl in hopes of getting her in bed.

    First off, I'd start with simply replying to one of her stories she's posted. This is an easy way to slide into her chats and start a conversation. It could be anything she posts, for example, if it's a picture of food, ask her where she got it from. If it's a selfie, then compliment her. The key is finding something to say. Some girls, however, won't always want to keep the conversation going the first time. That's okay, don't get discouraged or feel like you don't have a chance. People just don't want to reply at that moment. But you should attempt to keep the conversation by bringing up other things.

    You should do this for at least three stories. Then, she'll feel like she's talked to you enough to Snapchat you. You want to post some selfies to your Snapchat story, however, so she can also see you. It might seem dumb, but it's something everyone does - post something to your story so one specific person could see. She might reply to it, and she might not, but as long as she's viewed it, you'll be in her mind.

    The next thing is to keep Snapping her. Start off with light conversation, then slowly move into more risqué topics, if you will. Make sure you're giving her LOTS of compliments so she gets the hint, and if she keeps talking to you, chances are she's into it. This will go differently for every girl you try this on, but at some point, it will work.

    When it comes to girls with Premium Snapchats and talking to pornstars and Snapchat models, it's not that complicated. All you have to do is send them a message about whatever you want. They know what type of messages they'll get, but that doesn't mean you should be rude or creepy in any way. Still, talk to them with respect, and you'll get that back! This is their job, and they're more than happy to connect with you so long as you're a nice person.

  4. DTF?

    Once you feel like you've waited long enough, it's time to bring it home. This is definitely the most nerve-wracking step, but it's well worth it if you're successful. I can't tell you when the time is right to ask, that's something you'll have to feel out for yourself. Each situation will be different, but you should be able to tell if a girl is into the idea of taking things further. One easy sign that indicates that you should go for it is if she keeps replying to you. Girls won't reply if they're not into you and that's all there is to it. Another sign is if your flirting goes well with her and she even flirts with you back.

    When you're seeing if she's down to meet up, you should say something along the lines of "I would love to see you soon," or "Would you be interested in hanging out?" But again, never mention anything about sex or say something like "I want to fuck you so bad" unless that's how your conversations have been going, then, by all means, say that. However, if that's not the case, then you should use subtlety.

  5. Hookup!

    When you're finally together in person, you're definitely going to want to suggest what you're looking for so she knows what's up. you can either be direct about it or again, be subtle. Lots of touching should be happening, flirting, and most of all, the look.

    You know what look I'm talking about; the one that you can just tell someone wants to devour you. Give her that look repeatedly, but don't be creepy about it. If you decided to go on a date or hang out or whatever, and the opportunity never presented itself to just straight up ask to go over to her place, now's your time to do it. Once your time together is nearing the end, you should ask if she wants to continue and go to her place, or yours; wherever she wants. Generally, everyone knows what this means, and if she says yes, then congratulations - you just bagged yourself a hookup.

    However, you should still ask if she wants to do that once you're at her place for clarification. If she's still into it, then go ahead and enjoy!