3 Weird Sexting Tips That Actually Worked for Me

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If you Google "sexting tips" there's a good chance you'll find yourself endlessly browsing the deepest parts of the internet for a piece of advice that'll actually work. And sadly, those efforts are usually in vain.

Fortunately for you, this list of tips is going to be the only guide you'll need to make sure you get those sexy snapchats we all want so desperately. Let's get into it!

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  1. Perfect Profile Pictures

    Everyone knows how tough Tinder can be when you have bad profile pictures. We've all been there. Obviously now you'll need to comb through your photos app and find some pictures of you that really say something. Hopefully, that something is, "Hey I'm single and ready sext." But in like a way more casual tone.

    Girls are a lot more likely to "match" with you on dating apps when your pictures prove to them how humble and popular and in-shape you are. If a dude has a Bumble profile with nothing more than a few high school photos paired with a shitty bio like, "@mysnapchat Please add me. Looking for nudes." Like, c'man.

    For the best results, you are going to want at least two pictures of you with either your dog(s) or your friends. Maybe even one of each. This will signal to the girl that you're not just some creep that's looking to sext her all night long. Well, you might be, but aren't we all?

    Anyway, it's good to throw a good bio onto the end of your profile so girls will get to look at that little window into who you really are. Scary huh? Well, not anymore. All you really need to put there in order to get their attention is something along the lines of "Once I helped an old lady cross the street" or something dumb like that.

    Seriously, that's all. You just need to make it clear that you're not looking for something too serious and that you're really only there to meet people and mess around. Will it lead to nudes? Almost definitely.

    However, there are a few more pointers I'd like to give you.

  2. Target Aquired

    Once you get a match of 10, it's like to move into the conversations. On Tinder, you'll probably match with a ton of girls who aren't down for anything at all. Sadly, this is because a lot of girls/guys on Tinder just use it as a platform to help them boost their self-esteem.

    But the girls on Bumble have to actually start the conversation with you if they ever want to chat you up - within 24 hours. Pretty savage right? Well, it's not as savage as the game you're about to spit on these girls.

    Once you say a few funny things to them, ask them about their lives, see what they're into, it's not time to ask the question of all questions. It's usually something along the lines of "I'm just layin' in bed, what are you doing?" and end with "do you have a snapchat?" If you're unfamiliar with these kinds of messages, I wouldn't be surprised. It's a tough leap to take, but it's worth every waiting moment.

    Eventually, you get something like, "ok, here's my snapchat!" When you secure that snapchat, should be proud of yourself because you're halfway there. Once she sends it to you, just add her and start chatting. You should always send a picture of yourself straight away, but that's not as subtle as sending her a couple of chats first that say something like "I'm so bored in bed. I can't sleep." or whatever you need to say.

    If she starts to send you cute pictures of herself with every one of her responses, things are looking good for you. It means she not scared of the camera. If you find yourself a girl who's being really shy and not really sending you pictures of herself then you might either be getting catfished by a dude, or you're wasting your time with a girl that'll never be willing to sext you.

    The best tip I can give you for approaching these girls is this: Be light, and funny. Girls are a lot more willing to get down and dirty if you can make them laugh and show them who you are at the same time.

  3. Keeping them Coming

    Once you've got at least three girls sending you nudes, it's officially time to start making this thing sustainable. If you don't want to have the chore of repeating these steps all day constantly, then you're going to have to figure out a way for the girls to stick around.

    If by some miracle you have more than three girls on your sext list, you might want to consider dropping one. I mean, it's not that I don't think you could handle it. It's just that when you have so many local girls on that list, there's a better and better chance that they're going to talk to each other about it and maybe find you out.

    If you're a wholesome dude, who's only looking for one special girl to send dick pics to, then by all means, go for it. Just know that after a while she's going to realize that you and she have a thing going and she will most likely want to take it a step further. If that's what you want to do then go ahead. There's nothing wrong with getting laid.

    Once your harem is assembled, try to go for the gold. I mean, as long as you have some to spare, you could always snapchat one of them and ask her if she's into getting realllllly dirty. If her answer is yes then you're in for a treat and a half. Seriously, getting a girl to finger her ass over snapshot isn't easy, so if you can pull it off (pun) then better to ya.

    In order to avoid a serious relationship (which is what happens when you leave a snap-sext girl hanging too long), you're going to need to distance yourself from them at the right times. The chances are that these girls are going to want to do a lot more than send dirty snapchats to you (sadly.)

    If you want to fuck one of these girls like I know you do, take it to the next level. If she's got her own place, or you do, it shouldn't tough to get her to come over. Next thing you know you might even be able to get all three in your bed. Who knows?